I love throwing my annual Oscar party. Over the
years it has evolved from just eating chips and making snarky red carpet
commentary, to a fairly elaborate affair. Since I love to be “pun-ny”, my Oscar
menu is inspired by the top 10 nominated Best Picture films. Alas, this year we
had to cancel the party, but here’s what the menu would have been:
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THeArtist Salad
Hearts of palm, artichokes,
and romaine in a red wine vinaigrette
HuGoat Cheese & Lentil
Salad
Chevre and French lentils
de Puy
The Brie of Life
Baked brie en croute with
fried sage leaves
War Hors d’ouevres
Seared beef tenderloin with
horseradish cream on crostini
Eggs-tremely Loud &
Incredibly Close
Brooklyn: Smoked salmon and
cream cheese deviled eggs
Queens: Kimchi deviled eggs
The Crescendants
Crescent-wrapped mini dogs
with Hawaiian pineapple sriracha dipping sauce
Moneyballs
Turkey meatballs with
marinara sauce
The (Hamburger) Help(er)
Homemade macaroni and beef
“hamburger helper”
Midnight in Pear-is Tarte
French pear and almond tart
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This year I also designed a cocktail menu for each of the Best Actor
and Actress nominations. Some of them were stretching it a little, but they do
sound tasty to drink!
Best Actor
A Bitter Life
Demian Bichir - A Better Life
Blanco tequila, dry
vermouth, Angostura bitters
Cloon Hawaiian
George Clooney - The Descendants
George Clooney - The Descendants
Rum, pineapple juice, blue
curacao, crème de coconut
L’Eau du Jardin
Jean Dujardin – The Artist
Gin, St. Germaine,
Chartreuse, lime juice
Gary Old-fashionedman
Gary Oldman - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Gary Oldman - Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Rye, Peychaud bitters
Brad Pitted Olive Martini
Brad Pitt - Moneyball
Vodka or gin martini with
blue cheese-stuffed martinis
Best Actress
Albert Knob Creek
Glenn Close - Albert Nobbs
Knob Creek neat or on the
rocks
Violet Davis
Viola Davis - The Help
Vodka, cranberry juice,
blue curacao, lime
Rooney Mara-tini
Rooney Mara - The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Vodka, lime juice, triple
sec, cranberry, Swedish fish
The Iron Lady
Meryl Streep - The Iron Lady
Gin, lime juice, soda water
The Marilyn
Michelle Williams - My Week with Marilyn
Michelle Williams - My Week with Marilyn
Apple brandy, grenadine,
prosecco
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I did end up making a few of the dishes and watching at home. The kimchi deviled eggs were tasty, tart, and creamy. I wonder how many more dishes I can think of to add kimchi too? Of course, I did not take pictures. But here's a summary of my somewhat improvised recipe:
Kimchi Bacon Deviled Eggs
6 hard boiled eggs, separate
about 4 tbsp of kimchi, minced
2 slice bacon, chopped
1/4 cup sour cream
1 tbsp mayo
1 tbsp dill, minced
salt and pepper
Mash up the cooked egg yolks, sour cream, mayo, kimchi and bacon. Salt and pepper to taste. Put the mixture in a Ziploc storage bag. Snip off the bottom corner and squeeze the yolk mixture into the egg white halves.Garnish with a little bacon and a snippet of kimchi on top.
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And the real winner of the Academy Awards last night?
My Midnight in Pear-is tarte!
Recipe courtesy of Dorie Greenspan
This was not an easy recipe. Especially since I am a baking loser. But I'm so glad I took the time and effort to make this. I didn't read the recipe very
carefully beforehand, so I didn't realize that most of the key steps
required freezing or cooling the different items. Luckily, I had nothing
else to do that day so I took my time.
The recipe is in 3 parts: the Sweet Tart Dough for the crust, an amazing
almond cream, and poached pears on top. You can substitute the crust
for store-bought and use canned pears, but what's the fun in that?
Here's the crust just out of the oven. I didn't think it was going to come out right, because it was all crumbly and dry. I don't have a food processor, so after some extensive web research, I improvised with a pastry cutter and froze the butter beforehand. Apparently, if the butter is too warm, the flour will absorb too much of the fat and come out tough. I ended up with small and large chunks of frozen butter, and a lot of dry flour. So I also added a few tablespoons of water to hold it all together. I have no idea if this is an approved method of making crust, but it was delicious, so there.
Here's the tart fully assembled, but not baked. The pears were pretty easy to poach. Then I slid them onto a spatula and then onto the cream. You have to be very careful though, because once those slices touch the cream, it's hard to move them around! I actually lost one half of a pear that way :( but look how PRETTY!
I threw some whole blanched almonds in the middle because visually, it needed a little something extra.
The almond cream was by far the best part of the dish in the end product. It looked a little weird going in, but once it was baked, it puffed up around the pears beautifully. HINT: You can buy pre-ground almond meal from Trader Joe's in the nuts and dried fruit section.
Et voila! Ma premiere tarte aux poires! Isn't it beautiful? I almost didn't want to eat it, it's so pretty. But I am so glad I did because c'est delicieux. Formidable!